The Amount You'll Never Know Is Frightening.
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18 // Reading, UK // Carnivore // Straight // All The Privileges // English
Have an incredibly enticing English accent (or a threatening Scottish one if you run into me on the wrong day) and blue eyes to drown in but a shitty haircut. Everyone has their downsides.
Computer Science undergraduate at University of Birmingham. Tend to travel to far flung corners of the country on my weekends; floors are always appreciated.
At some point I'm gonna stop fancying everyone
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Can said llama be called Tina?
It can be called whatever you want it to be called bby.
....fair enough. 800 llamas is quite a lot
In the situation I think one llama is plenty
18 - what would you do if I tried to herd 800 llamas into your room so they could eat your carpets
I’d probably get quite angry and throw things at you whilst worrying about all the vinyl.
mydearcapulet replied to your post: Who wants to spoon, make out, and watch Sucker…
When do I not wanna
WELL YOU’RE ALWAYS VERY FAR AWAY.
unf.
[x] I think you’re cute.
[] You should talk to me more.
[] I don’t really know you.
[] You’re one of my closest friends.
[] I think you look 1-5 out of 10.
[x] I think you look 6-10 out of 10.
[] I hate you.
[] You’re beautiful.
[x] I’d cook for you.
[x] Smash.
[] Pass.
[] Idk
Hell, not that you’d want me to cook for you :p
Daenerys Targaryen, Cersei Lannister, and Sansa Stark.
Oh, man.
I’d probably marry Dany because I love her anyway. I’m not sure I could put up with Cersei without wanting to stab her, but I’m pretty sure I could get it up, so we’ll go with fuck her. Sansa’s cute as fuck, so I’ll cuddle her.
YEAH.
Tumblr Crushes:
- hindsyblah
- swearingisforartstudents
- louisecantdance
- anthemically
- towritelesbiansonherarms
- heaventakethysoul
- mydearcapulet
- anameyouwillforsake
- fastbloodfastblood
I don’t remember liking so many of Zoe’s posts…
Ugh. Chavs are just the worst.. One went to hit me on the bus once because I was trying to break up a fight. So naturally I squared up to the little fucker xD Fucking wankers.
Oh I am. Arguing with chavs from my village on the bus is a futile exercise that only results in frustration and a slow death brought about by insanity xD
I HATE CHAVS.
These little pricks started throwing what were effectively balls of ice at me for no reason. Ugh, it wasn’t even that it hurt or anything it was just so fucking annoying, and they were ~12. Where were their manners? The police pulled over and asked me if I knew them. I’ve never been so smug.
I know that wasn’t really the point, but…
The most frustrating thing about thick people, male or female, is how insults just roll off their back because they're too dumb to understand that you just called them a vapid, used burlap sack
You sound like you’re talking from experience…
Orange and grey
My Hometown (Reading) - with proper facts and errythin’:
- Has missed out on city status THREE TIMES
- It’s the largest town in the UK
- Has the 22nd best football team in England
- My ‘actual’ little town has the highest wages in the UK
- AND IS A COMPLETE SHITHOLE
- Is the closest place to London between here and London due to the fucked up way trains work.
2 facts about my favourite things? Idk. Look, here are my favourite things. That’ll work better.:
- Shania Twain
- Sam McTrusty’s face
mydearcapulet liked your post: I’ve been single for almost a year. Fuuuuck.
mydearcapulet replied to your post: mydearcapulet replied to your post: mydearcapulet…
I’ve got a car but I’m not legal to drive the bastard thing xD This needs better planning.. preferably when I’m not trying to type in some awkward ass position cos my laptop is balanced on my boobs..
Okay. Let’s discuss it later.
