I’ll batter you. No self-respecting Scot (ahaha) says “totes”.
I’ll bear that in mind beautiful xxx
Fuck you, you don’t.
You don’t have a sexy Scottish accent.
FUCK YOU I TOTALLY DO.
In fact I was talking to this girl who thought I was putting it on, and then was all “you’re not actually putting it on!” and it turns out she’s going to Birmingham so I’m hoping I don’t run into her because I’ll have to use it again and chicks just can’t resist that shit.
I’m your top turn on but not even in your list of top 10 turn ons? I see how it is Matthew. I see how it is.
you’ll just have to deal with it xx
1. Top turn on You
4. Last time you masturbated? Most probably this morning but I don’t remember, I might have slept in too long so maybe yesterday.
8. How often to you masturbate/have sex? Well I masturbate a lot more often than sex that’s 4 sure
12. Dom or Sub? Lolz Dom
16. Are you slightly horny right now? Everybody who knows me will tell you I’m always slightly horny. Though not really right now, no.
20. 10 of your biggest turn ons?
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Well, I’ve been home the majority of the past 20 years, sonnyjim!
Aye, me too :p I just like to travel!
Are you ever home?
I’ve been home the majority of the last two and a half weeks?
YOU LOVE ME, SHUT THE FUCK UP AND ACCEPT IT.
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GOOD LUCK, MATTHEW.
I’m so confused ‘cause that’s not me.
That’s not what I see at all. I think your browser is a little messed up x